Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Jocks






Love a man in uniform...or out!






Gay Dictionary

After-hours -- where you go when the bars are closed and you stillhaven't found someone to sleep with.
Baggage -- the excuse people use to punish their current boyfriends forthings that their past boyfriends have done to them.
BiCurious -- gay
Bisexual -- gay
Bitter -- what all gay men are destined to become. Caused by drama andstress (see below). Bottom -- orientation preferred by 95% of the gay population
Butch -- what gay men who don't think they act gay call themselves.Actual butch men will never need to use this term.
Cuddle -- sexual activity in which there is no exchange of bodily fluid.
Drama -- an imaginary condition made up by sad, lonely individuals withno real problems in their life who feel the need to drag stable,well-balanced individuals who are trying to make a valuable contributionto society down to their level in hopes of making themselves feelbetter.
Ex -- 1) anyone you've slept with more than once. 2) a club drug popular in the late 90's.
Excedrin -- what every gay man should have in his medicine cabinet
Foam -- not sure anymore, as we haven't seen it in over a year.
Gaylights -- an unnatural highlighting of the hair that no straight manwould be caught dead with.
Gurl -- the first word of every sentence. "Gurl, you 'bout ready to go?"or "Gurl, I haven't had sex in 3 days!"
Gym Bunny -- a troll who has realized that his only chance of gettinglaid is to work out every day.
Hayyy -- a greeting. The gayer you are, the more Y's you put at the end.
Homewrecker -- the person who stole your ex
Omaha Diet -- unnatural weight loss caused by nonprescriptionmedications. Also known as Jenny Crank.
One Night Stand -- a very short-term relationship, the end of which issignified by someone putting on their pants.
Philson Sex -- sexual activity in which everybody wants to get off, butnobody does. Enables you to have a one night stand without actuallybecoming classified as a whore, yet still significantly more intensivethan cuddling.
Rough Trade -- a one night stand that you will later pretend neverhappened.
Shot -- when you need to get drunker faster Stress -- a non-imaginary condition brought on by the drama of others
Top -- see Bottom
Trade -- what you bring home from the bar, paid for in servicesrendered.
Troll - anyone older than you that wants you to go home with them.
Trick -- See Trade
Twelve -- how old you are if you're not 21
Universe -- the area of space contained within a three-foot diameter ofevery gay man.
Versatile -- glorified Bottom (but will top if absolutely necessary)
Whore -- anyone who has more sex than you.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Sunday, February 25, 2007

A walk on the wild side

As I get a little older, I'm finding that I enjoy exploring that wild side in me. I don't know what it is, but these are just hot!!!!







Bring on the underwear!

Love underwear here......but then who doesn't????





Sometimes less is more

Let me just tell you now.... I love the pictures of just your average guy, just looking hot and sexy as hell!!!!






Play Ball! The game starts here






Was is it about a guy in uniform???? Brings me to my knees;)

Every Story Has a begining!

Hey there! Welcome to my blogg. Hope you're ready to sit back, relax....and enjoy the things that amaze me in life. I'll try to capture as many of the stories that make up my life. But more than anything else, share the things we all love....MEN!!!!

-Tristen

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