The Nine Important Men In A Gay Man's Life

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, 'Take your clothes off.'

2. THE DENTIST: because he says, 'Open wide.'

3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,'Do you want it teased or blown?'.

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, 'Do you want it in the front or the back?'

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, 'Once it's in, you'll love it!'

6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, 'It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again.'

7. THE BANKER: because he says, 'If you take it out too soon, you'll loseinterest.

8. THE HUNTER: because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, 'Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?